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Marion Marion

pHave re-joined and what do I find the same old same old. But here's the question . How many of them are still alive. 'Cos I think they have all died and have gone to the big dating site in heaven. I just one one warm blooded, still breathing  guy to keep me company now and then. lol   God help me.p


step184 step184

pFor those who are interested to look below the surface...ppI am recently widowed, and probably not emotionally stable enough for a real relationship yet. Still, because my wife was handicapped a long time, I am starved to share physical touch with a woman, and yet I am not ready for casual sex.ppMy solution - MASSAGE!  I am quite a good masseuse, and it would give me a chance to get used to touching a woman again, without the complexities of sex and relationship.ppTherefore I am offering a free massage (non-sexual) date to any interested ladies.  Afterwards I will make you tea. The atmosphere here is pleasant and clean, and quite safe.  What do you think? Do you dare?ppNote I like slender ladies, so you must weigh less than I do, and I'm 165 lbs.ppbrp


Deborah Deborah

pWho’s online, honest and single ? Let’s get to know each other more better and see where it goes xxp

Parker 09

Hey 🤗

by Parker 09 at 5:23 pm Friday, 22nd August, 2025
Jim Jim

pIt is always flattering when someone comments on my posts.  But, I'd rather have you drop me a messate!p

LoyalJesterbbcdcg

Am new here and I am in need of a serious relationship

by LoyalJesterbbcdcg at 3:36 am Saturday, 23rd August, 2025

Masfafsa

Good morning from this side....How are you feeling

by Masfafsa at 7:49 am Friday, 22nd August, 2025

Masfafsa

Totally agree 👌

by Masfafsa at 7:49 am Friday, 22nd August, 2025
Brian Brian

pI find it so difficult to spend DMS to some certain people, I'm i the only one experiencing that?p


elmoisq elmoisq

Looking for someone who can make me laugh until my Shabbat candles are flickering. Ideally, someone who appreciates a good book, a delicious meal


elmoisq elmoisq

Looking for someone who can make me laugh until my Shabbat candles are flickering. Ideally, someone who appreciates a good book, a delicious meal, and a spirited debate (about anything but politics, maybe?). If you're looking for a partner who values connection, kindness, and a good sense of humor, let's chat! #JewishDating #SeekingPartner #ShabbatSpirit


Ivan Ivan

I’m here for the real thing slow mornings, shared dreams, and the kind of love that feels like home. I value honesty, loyalty, and someone who’s ready to build a life filled with laughter, warmth, and mutual respect.


joan joan

want to enter into a relationship with a man whom I can completely trust, to whom I will be endlessly devoted. I am sure that my man will be the kindest, generous and loving partner.


DiscoDave99 DiscoDave99

pHi all am new to this!!ppAll I can say is I'm a Pipe Band Drummer and I have Autism and I do art and play darts also do gaming.ppI would like to meet someone on this happily that doesn't judge me on my autism or looks. You can laugh at me if you like.ppI may come across flirty and shy too and would like to experience being in a real relationship and mainly would like someone to hug!! ☺️p


Twane Twane

pI'm looking for someone that can help me financially and I'll give back love, support, romance and anything p


Brettkimm Brettkimm

pHello I’m new here hinest and open fr anything but not an upgrade member could you please do the needful if interested p


Danteabato Danteabato

I’m looking for a meaningful connection with someone who is emotionally mature, kind, and grounded. I value open communication, mutual respect, and a sense of humor — someone who can be both my biggest supporter and a best friend. A relationship that is give & take.

HappyFighterbhfjac

Let’s do something! 😁

by HappyFighterbhfjac at 1:48 am Saturday, 16th August, 2025

HappyFighterbhfjac

Totally agree 👌

by HappyFighterbhfjac at 1:48 am Saturday, 16th August, 2025

Livvv

Love this!

by Livvv at 11:24 pm Friday, 15th August, 2025

Betty

I’m available now 👋

by Betty at 6:14 pm Friday, 15th August, 2025

Betty

Hey 🤗

by Betty at 6:14 pm Friday, 15th August, 2025

GenerousRomantichcaagd

Totally agree 👌

by GenerousRomantichcaagd at 6:03 pm Friday, 15th August, 2025
RUTHEONE RUTHEONE

It looks like people write you off when they see your age but when you are 70 and in excellent health having looked after yourself, it's such a shame.. I have so much love to give and life to live, there must be someone out there to whom age is not a concern.

ann

i know what you mean , we are not ready, to sit in rocking chairs yet

by ann at 12:39 am Saturday, 16th August, 2025

Totally agree 👌

by Sunshine at 7:16 pm Friday, 15th August, 2025

Susan

Let’s do something! 😁

by Susan at 10:15 am Friday, 15th August, 2025
Jasmineplum Jasmineplum

Hello am new here, seeking friendship with a man that is willing to engage in some interesting conversations.


Chris Chris

pAm I going to find anyone on here. Iv had a serious brain injury Iv got epilepsy and I had a fit on a concert floor and shattered my skull I had a large blood clot on my brain and my brain was swelling up. I was in a coma for 8 weeks and in hospital for a year p


CattyK716 CattyK716

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.


Alan Alan

Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about how important it is to surround yourself with people who bring peace, not pressure.

alexiaava

Hello dear

by alexiaava at 3:21 am Thursday, 14th August, 2025

Augustina

Am here to provide you peace

by Augustina at 12:05 pm Wednesday, 13th August, 2025
David David

pJust an ordinary man looking for a nice  lady to take for dinner walks in the park shopping [not supermarket]. All the usual thinksp


Phoenixheart021 Phoenixheart021

I have been lonely for quite awhile now and i will be so glad if i meet someone with a good heart to compliment mine on here

OfficialNaughtyStormilly

Can we be friends buddy ??

by OfficialNaughtyStormilly at 9:23 am Tuesday, 12th August, 2025
bl3st0n3 bl3st0n3

hit me up if you wish to vent or talking something meaningful im not perfect an still learning as i go just seeking something real


Hudson Hudson

I’m hoping to connect with a woman who’s authentic, has a great sense of humor, and is ready to build something meaningful together.

Salma

Sound interesting, I'd Love to get to know you.

by Salma at 11:53 pm Wednesday, 13th August, 2025

Emelia23

Message me 😘

by Emelia23 at 5:37 pm Sunday, 10th August, 2025
DrivenByFaith DrivenByFaith

Some people chase the extraordinary their whole lives, not realizing it often hides in plain sight, in the sound of laughter at the dinner table, the stillness of a sunset or a conversation that lingers in your thoughts long after it’s over. The older I get, the more I realize it’s not about finding more things to do, but finding more meaning in the things we already have


DrivenByFaith DrivenByFaith

Some people chase the extraordinary their whole lives, not realizing it often hides in plain sight, in the sound of laughter at the dinner table, the stillness of a sunset or a conversation that lingers in your thoughts long after it’s over. The older I get, the more I realize it’s not about finding more things to do, but finding more meaning in the things we already have


Claire1 Claire1

pspan style="font-size: medium;float: none;"Dinner dates > small talk 🍷💕spanp


Betty Betty

pI’m looking to meet someone genuine, emotionally mature, and kind someone who’s ready for meaningful connection and doesn’t mind a little adventure along the way.p


FairyJulie1997 FairyJulie1997

Charming, fun, and ready for a real romance — looking for a successful gentleman who’s as serious about love as he is about life.


Prettyqueen Prettyqueen

pI'm single and looking for someone serious to build a future with and stay happy forever ♥️pdivdiv


karine karine

Life’s better when it’s shared, and I’m excited to meet someone who’s curious, kind, and open to building something real.


FranklinMaryElizabeth FranklinMaryElizabeth

pbrbrJust a positive soul looking for good vibes and genuine moments. Let’s make each other smile.p


Garriluv Garriluv

Looking for someone who’s emotionally intelligent, fun, and knows who they are or at least is enjoying the process of figuring it out.

Hello same here

by Nancy Kaylee at 7:45 am Wednesday, 6th August, 2025

Grace

Love this!

by Grace at 1:47 am Wednesday, 6th August, 2025

Julia

Wanna chat?

by Julia at 12:38 am Wednesday, 6th August, 2025
AdhdafMorag AdhdafMorag

pNew member here. I just wanted say hello and connect. What is everyone up to? I am procrastinating the hell out of housework and ended up with you all 🤪🔥p


AdhdafMorag AdhdafMorag

pNew member here. I just wanted say hello and connect. What is everyone up to? I am procrastinating the hell out of housework and ended up with you all 🤪🔥p

Josh

Hello how are you doing today

by Josh at 11:30 pm Wednesday, 13th August, 2025

Olu

Message me 😘

by Olu at 11:33 pm Wednesday, 6th August, 2025
Shandy Shandy

I am not sure if oicture of men with plates of food on here are a sign that they eat alot ot that they can cook for themselves.


Rebecca Rebecca

pIm Looking for someone who is kind , loyal honest , Respectful we share similar interests most of all we have a strstrong connection built on trust. p


Johnnys6 Johnnys6

pHi, is there anyone here interested in a serious relationship that will lead to something bright and meaningful? p

TastyBeella

Yes please! 👍

by TastyBeella at 11:39 am Monday, 4th August, 2025
BigStu23 BigStu23

pIs anyone else reading profiles that were clearly written during the Covid lockdown or is it just me?p


DesertMoon DesertMoon

Please don't contact me if you are not serious. My time is valuable and I don't want to chase after women who don't want to be caught. I don't play games.


John John

If your heart is pure and your intentions are sincere about finding a life partner, then I’m here. I’m ready to give my love to a woman with a heart of gold. Life is too short let love lead the way. Love is truly beautiful.

CheerfulAdventurer

I’m available now 👋

by CheerfulAdventurer at 1:02 am Monday, 4th August, 2025

CheerfulAdventurer

I am looking for a connection that feels both grounding and uplifting

by CheerfulAdventurer at 1:01 am Monday, 4th August, 2025

CheerfulAdventurer

I am looking for a connection that feels both grounding and uplifting, lets connect...

by CheerfulAdventurer at 1:01 am Monday, 4th August, 2025

Shelia

Hi

by Shelia at 7:09 am Sunday, 3rd August, 2025
JJM65 JJM65

I just moved up to Grass valley from the Bay Area. I am looking to make new friends and hopefully find a lovely lady to accompany me through life.

Pavlakindandlove

hi

by Pavlakindandlove at 7:28 pm Sunday, 24th August, 2025

Bellagibson

Message me 😘

by Bellagibson at 1:40 pm Wednesday, 30th July, 2025
Tom Tom

new to the site looking for someone that just loves playing games work monday fri but spent the rest of my time gaming the likes of cs valo league tft and any party games on the weekend looking for someone who can match my vibe

Veronica

I’m available now 👋

by Veronica at 11:32 am Wednesday, 30th July, 2025
Jim Jim

Where are all the women in Baton Rouge? The sun sets over the Mississippi, every night; great view from Tsunami's rooftop restaurant!


SiteAdminGee SiteAdminGee

Apparantly it's international "Self Care Day" - So, today, please go do something for YOU and YOU only :) ✌️


Rebecca Rebecca

pIm Looking for that Special someone who we share that connection with. Id Like to take things slowly to see Where things go p


LookingAround LookingAround

pAfter my early morning swim today I sat by the river opposite Bath Abbey. A delightful spot and tranquil, apart from the chatter from excited graduates and their proud parents.p

sweetKatrina

Let's buy a bunch of ingredients and try to invent a new kind of sushi roll! Your place or mine?

by sweetKatrina at 5:55 am Thursday, 24th July, 2025
Graham Graham

pHi would any of you beautiful ladies allow me to meet you at the weekend. Go on a proper date. Let me show you a fun time together. We could go for a meal of your choice. Have a few drinks and see where it takes us❤️p

Mercedes

Wanna chat?

by Mercedes at 2:45 pm Monday, 11th August, 2025

Mercedes

Message me 😘

by Mercedes at 2:44 pm Monday, 11th August, 2025

Mercedes

Yes pls

by Mercedes at 2:42 pm Monday, 11th August, 2025

Naomi

Nice meeting you

by Naomi at 1:37 am Wednesday, 23rd July, 2025

Naomi

Perfect 👌

by Naomi at 1:36 am Wednesday, 23rd July, 2025

Claudia

Wanna chat?

by Claudia at 9:58 pm Tuesday, 22nd July, 2025

Julieta32

Hello there I’m new here just hit me up

by Julieta32 at 8:38 pm Tuesday, 22nd July, 2025
AuthenticSpiritu91ae AuthenticSpiritu91ae

Je liefde oproepen om mij te laten verkennen! Your love calls to me, let's explore!! Mijn hart klopt alleen voor u!! My heart beats just for u.


Clara Clara

You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had. I want to spend my entire life with you.


DesertMoon DesertMoon

Happy Monday everyone. May your week be filled with happiness, positivity and success, bringing you closer to your dreams.


MatureLee64 MatureLee64

Is there anybody here from Harlow that would like to have conversation about movies or anything on their mind? It would really make my day to hear somebody give me some idea of what they're interested in. I'm very eclectic.