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pFor those who are interested to look below the surface...ppI am recently widowed, and probably not emotionally stable enough for a real relationship yet. Still, because my wife was handicapped a long time, I am starved to share physical touch with a woman, and yet I am not ready for casual sex.ppMy solution - MASSAGE!  I am quite a good masseuse, and it would give me a chance to get used to touching a woman again, without the complexities of sex and relationship.ppTherefore I am offering a free massage (non-sexual) date to any interested ladies.  Afterwards I will make you tea. The atmosphere here is pleasant and clean, and quite safe.  What do you think? Do you dare?ppNote I like slender ladies, so you must weigh less than I do, and I'm 165 lbs.ppbrp


pIt is always flattering when someone comments on my posts.  But, I'd rather have you drop me a messate!p

LoyalJesterbbcdcg

Am new here and I am in need of a serious relationship

by LoyalJesterbbcdcg at 3:36 am Saturday, 23rd August, 2025

Masfafsa

Good morning from this side....How are you feeling

by Masfafsa at 7:49 am Friday, 22nd August, 2025

Masfafsa

Totally agree 👌

by Masfafsa at 7:49 am Friday, 22nd August, 2025


pI find it so difficult to spend DMS to some certain people, I'm i the only one experiencing that?p


I’m here for the real thing slow mornings, shared dreams, and the kind of love that feels like home. I value honesty, loyalty, and someone who’s ready to build a life filled with laughter, warmth, and mutual respect.


pHi all am new to this!!ppAll I can say is I'm a Pipe Band Drummer and I have Autism and I do art and play darts also do gaming.ppI would like to meet someone on this happily that doesn't judge me on my autism or looks. You can laugh at me if you like.ppI may come across flirty and shy too and would like to experience being in a real relationship and mainly would like someone to hug!! ☺️p


I’m looking for a meaningful connection with someone who is emotionally mature, kind, and grounded. I value open communication, mutual respect, and a sense of humor — someone who can be both my biggest supporter and a best friend. A relationship that is give & take.

HappyFighterbhfjac

Let’s do something! 😁

by HappyFighterbhfjac at 1:48 am Saturday, 16th August, 2025

HappyFighterbhfjac

Totally agree 👌

by HappyFighterbhfjac at 1:48 am Saturday, 16th August, 2025

Livvv

Love this!

by Livvv at 11:24 pm Friday, 15th August, 2025

Betty

I’m available now 👋

by Betty at 6:14 pm Friday, 15th August, 2025

Betty

Hey 🤗

by Betty at 6:14 pm Friday, 15th August, 2025

GenerousRomantichcaagd

Totally agree 👌

by GenerousRomantichcaagd at 6:03 pm Friday, 15th August, 2025


It looks like people write you off when they see your age but when you are 70 and in excellent health having looked after yourself, it's such a shame.. I have so much love to give and life to live, there must be someone out there to whom age is not a concern.

ann

i know what you mean , we are not ready, to sit in rocking chairs yet

by ann at 12:39 am Saturday, 16th August, 2025

Totally agree 👌

by Sunshine at 7:16 pm Friday, 15th August, 2025

Susan

Let’s do something! 😁

by Susan at 10:15 am Friday, 15th August, 2025


pAm I going to find anyone on here. Iv had a serious brain injury Iv got epilepsy and I had a fit on a concert floor and shattered my skull I had a large blood clot on my brain and my brain was swelling up. I was in a coma for 8 weeks and in hospital for a year p


Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about how important it is to surround yourself with people who bring peace, not pressure.

alexiaava

Hello dear

by alexiaava at 3:21 am Thursday, 14th August, 2025

Augustina

Am here to provide you peace

by Augustina at 12:05 pm Wednesday, 13th August, 2025


pJust an ordinary man looking for a nice  lady to take for dinner walks in the park shopping [not supermarket]. All the usual thinksp


I have been lonely for quite awhile now and i will be so glad if i meet someone with a good heart to compliment mine on here

OfficialNaughtyStormilly

Can we be friends buddy ??

by OfficialNaughtyStormilly at 9:23 am Tuesday, 12th August, 2025


hit me up if you wish to vent or talking something meaningful im not perfect an still learning as i go just seeking something real


I’m hoping to connect with a woman who’s authentic, has a great sense of humor, and is ready to build something meaningful together.

Salma

Sound interesting, I'd Love to get to know you.

by Salma at 11:53 pm Wednesday, 13th August, 2025

Emelia23

Message me 😘

by Emelia23 at 5:37 pm Sunday, 10th August, 2025


Some people chase the extraordinary their whole lives, not realizing it often hides in plain sight, in the sound of laughter at the dinner table, the stillness of a sunset or a conversation that lingers in your thoughts long after it’s over. The older I get, the more I realize it’s not about finding more things to do, but finding more meaning in the things we already have


Some people chase the extraordinary their whole lives, not realizing it often hides in plain sight, in the sound of laughter at the dinner table, the stillness of a sunset or a conversation that lingers in your thoughts long after it’s over. The older I get, the more I realize it’s not about finding more things to do, but finding more meaning in the things we already have


Looking for someone who’s emotionally intelligent, fun, and knows who they are or at least is enjoying the process of figuring it out.

Hello same here

by Nancy Kaylee at 7:45 am Wednesday, 6th August, 2025

Grace

Love this!

by Grace at 1:47 am Wednesday, 6th August, 2025

Julia

Wanna chat?

by Julia at 12:38 am Wednesday, 6th August, 2025


pHi, is there anyone here interested in a serious relationship that will lead to something bright and meaningful? p

TastyBeella

Yes please! 👍

by TastyBeella at 11:39 am Monday, 4th August, 2025


pIs anyone else reading profiles that were clearly written during the Covid lockdown or is it just me?p


Please don't contact me if you are not serious. My time is valuable and I don't want to chase after women who don't want to be caught. I don't play games.


If your heart is pure and your intentions are sincere about finding a life partner, then I’m here. I’m ready to give my love to a woman with a heart of gold. Life is too short let love lead the way. Love is truly beautiful.

CheerfulAdventurer

I’m available now 👋

by CheerfulAdventurer at 1:02 am Monday, 4th August, 2025

CheerfulAdventurer

I am looking for a connection that feels both grounding and uplifting

by CheerfulAdventurer at 1:01 am Monday, 4th August, 2025

CheerfulAdventurer

I am looking for a connection that feels both grounding and uplifting, lets connect...

by CheerfulAdventurer at 1:01 am Monday, 4th August, 2025

Shelia

Hi

by Shelia at 7:09 am Sunday, 3rd August, 2025


I just moved up to Grass valley from the Bay Area. I am looking to make new friends and hopefully find a lovely lady to accompany me through life.

Pavlakindandlove

hi

by Pavlakindandlove at 7:28 pm Sunday, 24th August, 2025

Bellagibson

Message me 😘

by Bellagibson at 1:40 pm Wednesday, 30th July, 2025


new to the site looking for someone that just loves playing games work monday fri but spent the rest of my time gaming the likes of cs valo league tft and any party games on the weekend looking for someone who can match my vibe

Veronica

I’m available now 👋

by Veronica at 11:32 am Wednesday, 30th July, 2025


Where are all the women in Baton Rouge? The sun sets over the Mississippi, every night; great view from Tsunami's rooftop restaurant!


Apparantly it's international "Self Care Day" - So, today, please go do something for YOU and YOU only :) ✌️


pAfter my early morning swim today I sat by the river opposite Bath Abbey. A delightful spot and tranquil, apart from the chatter from excited graduates and their proud parents.p

sweetKatrina

Let's buy a bunch of ingredients and try to invent a new kind of sushi roll! Your place or mine?

by sweetKatrina at 5:55 am Thursday, 24th July, 2025


pHi would any of you beautiful ladies allow me to meet you at the weekend. Go on a proper date. Let me show you a fun time together. We could go for a meal of your choice. Have a few drinks and see where it takes us❤️p

Mercedes

Wanna chat?

by Mercedes at 2:45 pm Monday, 11th August, 2025

Mercedes

Message me 😘

by Mercedes at 2:44 pm Monday, 11th August, 2025

Mercedes

Yes pls

by Mercedes at 2:42 pm Monday, 11th August, 2025

Naomi

Nice meeting you

by Naomi at 1:37 am Wednesday, 23rd July, 2025

Naomi

Perfect 👌

by Naomi at 1:36 am Wednesday, 23rd July, 2025

Claudia

Wanna chat?

by Claudia at 9:58 pm Tuesday, 22nd July, 2025

Julieta32

Hello there I’m new here just hit me up

by Julieta32 at 8:38 pm Tuesday, 22nd July, 2025


Je liefde oproepen om mij te laten verkennen! Your love calls to me, let's explore!! Mijn hart klopt alleen voor u!! My heart beats just for u.


Happy Monday everyone. May your week be filled with happiness, positivity and success, bringing you closer to your dreams.


Is there anybody here from Harlow that would like to have conversation about movies or anything on their mind? It would really make my day to hear somebody give me some idea of what they're interested in. I'm very eclectic.


pI may  be old, that's true.  However I  know how  to treat  a lady  like you , with the love  and desires  you havhave along with the fun and laughter p

FranklinMaryElizabeth

hello friends

by FranklinMaryElizabeth at 8:19 pm Wednesday, 6th August, 2025

Annadove

Hello, how are you doing? i am Anna, you have a lovely profile, i am new here and you're the first profile to pop up on my timeline, if you don't mind just to know each other.

by Annadove at 8:32 am Monday, 4th August, 2025

CheerfulAdventurer

Good day, I love your profile and its nice meeting you.

by CheerfulAdventurer at 8:39 pm Sunday, 3rd August, 2025

Arthur38

Hi how are you doing .. am divorce hope we can talk more

by Arthur38 at 5:09 am Wednesday, 30th July, 2025


I've been widowed for just over 4 months. Looking for famale widow, within a resonable distance to Kansas City. Someone that can relate to what I'm going through and perhaps help each other through the process by being a supportive counterpart.

Kattya

Let’s do something! 😁

by Kattya at 12:35 am Sunday, 3rd August, 2025

Karentim

And exactly the type of man I want in my life

by Karentim at 9:25 am Saturday, 2nd August, 2025

Karentim

Totally agree 👌

by Karentim at 9:25 am Saturday, 2nd August, 2025

Loretta

Message me 😘

by Loretta at 11:02 pm Saturday, 19th July, 2025

Loretta

Totally agree 👌

by Loretta at 11:02 pm Saturday, 19th July, 2025

Eva

Hi

by Eva at 4:03 am Saturday, 19th July, 2025


Honest male not greedy or materialistic, prudent, warmhearted, caring, reliable, tender, and true to principle. I am, very giving, considerate, romantic, and loyal. I do not waste my energy or time on short-term relationships. To handle myself, I use my head; to handle others, I use my heart. I try to keep a Great Mind, for Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. I live my life in good ways and because I can't live long enough to make all myself. Respect people's values and freedom. I understand the cultivation of a uniform courtesy, I am an excellent listener, an articulate speaker, ask. I'm an average cooker and eat to nourish as well to enjoy. My closest friends would describe me as positive, adventurous, witty, friendly, happy and passionate about life. The things I value in a relationship are kindness, consistency, trust, emotional and physical intimacy and a genuine ability to love and give ... and of course great chemistry. I'm cer


I am single for a long time , I am dutch man living in Belgium , I am looking for a responsible and serious partner.


I need someone who wants to grow older with me, someone who likes to watch the beautiful sunset. I like to have candle light dinner, i like making breakfast for my partner. I hope to find someone special.


Dinner: Hoppin' John, left-over smoked pork loin, Black-eyed Peas, some hot sauce, and a little Apple Cide Vinegar. Oh yeah!

Mimi

Boredom

by Mimi at 6:16 am Wednesday, 9th July, 2025

Shan

Wanna chat?

by Shan at 5:49 am Wednesday, 9th July, 2025


im a good listener who is always up for a real conversation. im looking for someone Kind, curious and fun to share good food and better stories with...

Mary

Hello

by Mary at 11:37 pm Sunday, 6th July, 2025

I'm interested in friendship first that can lead into long term successful relationship with that special partner who's friendly fun loving and good listener

by Pacific at 4:06 pm Sunday, 6th July, 2025


pWell, I said I wouldn't work this weekend due to the heat... and then I end up at a wood mill, helping to build a new little out house, and running errands. I'm exhausted, but a nice exhausted! p


First and most important I am a loving and caring father. I am a dedicated person and work to be better person all the time. I love to cook, beach vacations, travel when I can, spend time with ones I love and care about. I love about all sports and watching it on tv. I also love to also love to grill out and entertain. I you are looking for someone that is honest and loyal then I am the right person for you. I am not into dating multiple people.


pI feel really sad tonight. Another night without that special lady in my life. Be happy all those lucky enough to have that special person in your life. I thought I'd find someone special on here. Beginning to think I may not after all. p


Good day, I am seeking for a partner that lives in New York City environ. I hope to connect with a partner that is drama free and want to create sweet memories.

XABA

Hey Chuk, how are you doing and can i be your happiness?

by XABA at 4:44 pm Monday, 30th June, 2025


I'd like to say something profound or do something profound, but I've done all that. I want a love that is profound!


pMorning all i can now chat in the group chat room thanks to the nice people have already said hi to and who made me welcome 👍😍  p


pNeed someone to be with here I have everything a man should have been single for 4 years now with one son p


New to this but it seems like most people are just chasing shallow connections leading to disaster despite their age.


pSingle and searching from my real woman,to spend the rest of my life with.I m tired been single 🙏🙏🙏ppbrp


pSingle and searching from my real woman,to spend the rest of my life with.I m tired been single 🙏🙏🙏ppbrp

Pamela

Message me 😘

by Pamela at 7:37 pm Saturday, 2nd August, 2025


HELLO I AM NEW HERE AND I AM TRYING TO FIND ME A WIFE AND NOT JUST A WIFE BUT A FRIEND AND SOMEONE I CAN LOVE

Sandylogan

Message me 😘

by Sandylogan at 1:33 pm Wednesday, 13th August, 2025

Sandylogan

Message me 😘

by Sandylogan at 1:33 pm Wednesday, 13th August, 2025

PoliteIntellectual419ff5

Wanna chat?

by PoliteIntellectual419ff5 at 9:52 am Friday, 1st August, 2025

Cecilia

Let’s do something! 😁

by Cecilia at 2:52 am Saturday, 5th July, 2025

Amanda

That's good to know

by Amanda at 4:14 am Sunday, 22nd June, 2025


pI'm looking for casual dating, I'm 22 years old and single I live around Leicester I have my own place.p


pFancy some companys? Any ladies available this week to meet up? River walk, coffee, lunch or throw some ideas in the mix! Life's to short lets have some fun???p


pHello, i live in attleborough near Norwich, I've been single for quite a while now. I'm looking for the woman of my dreams p


Hello everyone, I'm Monte. I'm pretty new here and just felt the need to make this post to introduce myself


Human behavior. Many individuals tend to remain in relationships based on the assumption that another party will mitigate their experiences of loneliness or alleviate emotional suffering. It is, however, imperative to recognize that human beings are fundamentally imperfect. Our actions are frequently influenced by personal motives, familial responsibilities, and instinctual drives associated with survival. Even those who exhibit acts of kindness may, at times, demonstrate lapses in judgment during periods marked by vulnerability, fear, or desperation. When faced with the dilemma of choosing between fostering another's happiness and prioritizing their own well-being, many individuals may ultimately elect to prioritize their own interests. This observation does not suggest that all individuals possess manipulative inclinations; rather, it serves to highlight the intricate nature of human behavior and the complexities inherent within interpersonal relationships.


pI am a gamer looking for long term relationship love going out on days out and enjoying music love movies and looking for that perfect person to settle down with I am in support and looking for someone to love me p


pI am a gamer looking for long term relationship love going out on days out and enjoying music love movies and looking for that perfect person to settle down with I am in support and looking for someone to love me p


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pgood morning my neighbor I'm not far from you look like a very nice person to get to know love to speak more privately talk soonp

Susanb

Wanna chat?

by Susanb at 3:01 am Tuesday, 1st July, 2025

Priscillapritchard

Good day handsome how’re you doing and it’s my pleasure meeting you here💕💕

by Priscillapritchard at 12:55 pm Friday, 13th June, 2025

Swetlovcare1t

Nice meeting you dear

by Swetlovcare1t at 11:24 pm Thursday, 12th June, 2025

Juliad142

Hello handsome you look good od you mind if we get to know each other better

by Juliad142 at 12:49 am Sunday, 8th June, 2025

Loving

Where are you chatting from please?

by Loving at 6:48 pm Saturday, 7th June, 2025

Loving

Ok

by Loving at 6:48 pm Saturday, 7th June, 2025


I am a simple man, with good thoughts, who is humble and with a good heart, I don't care about age, I don't care about race, I don't care where she is, what I value most and what matters most is someone who is sure of what who wants, someone with goals. and the desire to live life to the fullest, a man who is not afraid to bet everything for a life full of happiness.

DynamicCaregiver

Hey 🤗

by DynamicCaregiver at 6:05 pm Thursday, 5th June, 2025

bellakatie

I’m available now 👋

by bellakatie at 1:38 pm Thursday, 5th June, 2025

Sweetlikecandy762

Let’s do something! 😁

by Sweetlikecandy762 at 11:27 pm Wednesday, 4th June, 2025


I am a simple man, with good thoughts, who is humble and with a good heart, I don't care about age, I don't care about race, I don't care where she is, what I value most and what matters most is someone who is sure of what who wants, someone with goals. and the desire to live life to the fullest, a man who is not afraid to bet everything for a life full of happiness.


I'm new on here and looking for the possibility of exploring a long term serious relationship. please don't hesitate to write me if you found my profile and picture interesting .

Sweetmom

Hello am new here and I like what you wrote about on your profile, and I will like to get to know you better more and see where it goes . I hate games and pranks

by Sweetmom at 3:46 am Thursday, 5th June, 2025


Gamers, we have ALOT of fun things planned this month... Are you ready for some challenges from our very own founder?! Stay tuned pls!


Honesty is the best policy because lying can get you in trouble but everyone has there secrets to an extent.

Butterfly

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by Butterfly at 6:42 pm Monday, 23rd June, 2025


I went to hospital after not feeling well on Thursday morning. The nurses thought it was either a blockage or a blood clot in my lung. It eventually turned out to be a blood clot. I'm home now and having antibiotics.


Hey all, if we match on here (I do be a site admin) I'm currently compiling some of my favorite profiles...for reasons 👀👀👀

Joycelove

Wanna chat?

by Joycelove at 10:42 am Thursday, 29th May, 2025


Grateful for the little things-warm coffee, good music, and the hope that the best connection might still be ahead..

Katiebae

Love this!

by Katiebae at 6:06 am Thursday, 29th May, 2025


Anyone in the brevard county area that would like to chat and maybe play some games and get to know each otheR?

Sofia

I’m down

by Sofia at 9:00 am Sunday, 15th June, 2025